Saturday, October 13, 2012

Marriage Or Relationship

Sooooo, interesting:)

Marriage or Relationship With a Significant Other ....
  If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of
him and never say it's not quite as good as his motherdds
Then  adopt a dog.
 If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
For as long and wherever you want ......
Then  adopt a dog.
  If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't
care About football, and can sit next to you as you watch
romantic movies
..then adopt a dog.
  If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
Warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
..then adopt a dog !
  If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't
care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who
acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening
to, and loves You unconditionally, perpetually ...
..then adopt a dog..
  BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves
All over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and
only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire
existence is solely to ensure his happiness .....
Then adopt a cat!
  You thought I was gonna say...  Marry a man, didn't you?

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
Send this to all the men just to annoy them!
  .....  have a GREAT Day!!!
Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind, and
the ones who mind, don't matter.

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